(Poster for Lisbon's 2011 Annual Sardines Festival, a week-long event. The Portuguese love their sardinhas!)
Michael Leddy, at Orange Crate Art, reawakened a longing in me for sardines, something I used to eat regularly in my youth, but not for over forty-plus years of late. My mother used to buy them for when my step-father came home from his trips abroad. Pop was a Master chief bosun's mate and sailed with the Merchant Marine fleets all over the world. We knew he'd be home soon when the cabinets were stocked with pasta of all shapes and sizes; cans of crushed tomatoes with basil and garlic and whole plum tomatoes; globes of aged provolone slung, melon-shaped, in twine, small wheels or larger wedges of Parmesan; raffia-wrapped bottles of Chianti and tissue-papered bottles of port; tall bottles of anchovy-stuffed green olives, tins of smoked oysters and of sardines.
Ah, the sardines! What stinky, delicious memories! There were smoked sardines in olive oil, plain sardines in mustard sauce, in tomato sauce with garlic, in red wine and olive oil. Oh, and larger dry, salted sardines with heads still attached. Those were wrapped in brown, heavily-waxed paper, which smelled more like the sea than did the fish. (He liked the whole ones poached in a bit of Chianti with some of the pomodores, lots of garlic, parsley and red pepper flakes, served with a side of cavatini napped with the poaching sauce. Yum - except for the sardine heads; couldn't look the fish in the eye, you know?)
Anyway, several weeks ago I started searching for sardines in the local groceries and fish markets. I was disappointed that no one around here had fresh or dried sardines, with or without their heads. Almost every vendor told me to go to the Italian markets in either Phillie or Baltimore. That will have to be a road trip (Road Trip!) after the weather settles down.
However, I have found numerous brands of processed sardines from as far away as Thailand, Poland, Portugal, Spain, Morocco, France, Canada (which isn't all that far away), and China. (The ones from China glow in the dark and smell of kerosene. Okay, I lied. I didn't buy those, as a matter of principle, so I have no idea whether they glow or not. Kerosene odor emanating from the paper wrapper, yes. Didn't have to buy them to know that!)
Sardines are amazingly inexpensive, unless you have no money at all, and then everything is outrageously priced. I bought three tins: King Oscar Mediterranean style, Bar Harbor skinless boneless, and Season Brand kosher sardines, certified by Rabbi S. Z. Revach of Israel to be parasite free. I must admit that I'd never given the health of the sardines I've eaten any thought - except I won't ever buy canned foods from China, no matter what it is. Unless a Rabbi certifies it, but even then...maybe not.
The sauce on the King Oscar sardines smelled strongly of fish, but I reminded myself that it has been forty-something years since my last can of sardines, so maybe this was to be expected. The sauce was a light mixture of a fruity olive oil, a couple of black olives and a pesto-like blend of herbes-de-Provence and red bell peppers. I ate half the sardines as they were, which was surprisingly tasty, but lacking something. I added aged Modena balsamic* vinegar and a few capers, the tiny ones. I like the combination. Next time, I'll drain off as much oil as possible, then dress them with the vinegar and capers.
The second can (didn't eat all these brands at one seating, mind, in case you are wondering; a few days between), the Bar Harbor brand, was okay but I ended up giving about a third of it to Cat Who Overran My House. First of all, I've discovered I prefer sardines to have their skin and their bones, especially the bones. That's why I like salmon, mackerel and sardines in the can - love the crunchy bones. Secondly, the fish were broken, almost chopped in appearance, and packed in oil that didn't look or smell like olive oil. The first helping was straight from the can, nothing added, not even pepper, which goes on almost everything I eat, even ice cream - and in chai. Very bland flavor, dry fish - fibrous. Was not impressed. For the second third, I made a mustard sauce, using the baby-crap-yellow hot dog mustard, a little bit of kosher dill pickle juice and chopped fresh dill. Flavor improved, but the texture remained the same. Dumped the last, unadorned, into the cat's bowl. Cat, who is very finicky about what she eats (like Mikey - starts at 10 secs), scarfed them down as if she'd had nothing to eat for weeks.
Today, I had the Season Brand (certified by Rabbi Revach) for lunch. This can held whole fillets, in a little bit of olive oil. The fish were surrounded by a gelatin, probably of their own making, slightly salty, but no overwhelming fishy odor. They were tender, soft-bodied: very good, I thought. I pulled one from the can to taste, decided to add a couple of things. I squeezed the juice from a Meyer lemon onto the sardines and sprinkled a good amount of red pepper flakes on top. We have a winner. Despite the lack of bones, these are good fish, good sardines. I will not be sharing these with Cat.
(*) Is Modena and balsamic redundant?
(Disclaimer: I am not being paid to review any of these. I wrote this for Michael, with thanks.)


