
I mentioned to Daughter last week that I planned to attack the house before it attacks me.
"I want to sort and box up my collections," I began, but didn't get far.
"Mom, you aren't a collector. You're a hoarder."
Uh, well, no I'm not. I can still walk from one room to the next without falling over stacks of stuff, and the things I 'collect' are useful and used. Plus, there are no dead bodies under piles of clothes (unless you count spiders, maybe), and I don't collect cats or dogs or any other animal (unless you count spiders and crickets, which come in uninvited; I do not collect or hoard them.)
I have almost 300 books, on various subjects and lots of fiction, but they are neatly put away on bookshelves or in boxes in the attic. (Where there are many, too many silverfish, but I don't collect them, either.)
Many of my belongings, that are not in boxes, collect dust, but that's on them. I don't collect dust. For one thing, I don't sit still in one place long enough to collect dust.
I do have a plastic bin for junk mail, although I wouldn't call that a collection, either. When the junk reaches the top, I put it out in the trash. The bin might be a little overdue for dumping - okay, maybe a LOT overdue - but I'll take care of that this evening.
When I cleaned the downstairs powder room (where do we get the names for these things?), I discovered I own five hairbrushes, so one could argue they are a collection. Maybe that many brushes, when I haven't much hair to brush right now, constitutes a hoard, but I threw three of them out. Besides, I didn't know I had that many brushes, so that didn't count.
One thing I do collect - not hoard, mind you, just collect - is rocks and odd shells and other natural objects. I have a few jars and boxes of them, enough to fill an overnight bag, perhaps. Not a Pullman case, though.
When I tried to tell Daughter that my various collections do not mean I'm a hoarder, she asked me if I thought I would have all my beads, buttons and other jewelry making supplies off the dining room table in time for Thanksgiving, or were we going to have to use TV trays?
We can't use the TV trays, I said.
"Why not?"
All my paints, brushes and canvases are on them right now.
(Pic above is a small representation of my natural objects collections, found under all the other stuff when I cleared off my desk this afternoon. I found the container under the kitchen sink. Rather, it found my foot when I opened the cabinet door and it fell out, followed by a landslide of cleaning supplies...which I also do not collect. Or use all that frequently, either, it would seem. )